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Hans Westergaard ([personal profile] sleightofhans) wrote2021-11-05 03:51 pm
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December 25th

[personal profile] bulletic 2021-12-25 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[ On Christmas Day, Hans will find a small package at his doorstep. Inside, he will find a hand-painted mug with a cute, Christmas-themed tapir, along with... something... and a card with the following text in it:

Your Highness,

Merry Christmas!

I'm not sure if you celebrate it in your world, but where I come from, this time of the year is the time for celebration with friends and family, full of joy and hopes for the future. I'm really grateful I got to meet you here, so I hope you accept this little token of appreciation! I know it's not much, but please remember that you can count on me whenever you need anything!

Sincerely,
Noel Vermillion


Now that's all good and well, he might say, but what's the deal with the other thing? That would be Noel's custom, handmade rendition of a yule log cake. The problem? Noel can't cook. No, it's more than that ─ her cooking is absolutely atrocious, and the results are not unlike the worst of poisons. Most people brave enough to try it are left sick for weeks and traumatized for life. The wise thing would be to get rid of this abomination as soon as possible and never speak of its horrors again. But hey, at least the other gift is not deadly, so she got one half of it right! ]
noblegarnet: (r: :3)

near the end of the month

[personal profile] noblegarnet 2021-12-27 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
A wrapped box of several different spices and a few wooden cooking utensils has landed on the prince's doorstep, along with a note:

Hans,

Here are some things to help with your cooking. If you're still offended by the idea of me being nice to you, you can just think they're for me, since I'll be using them to teach you more. :)

See you soon,
Ferran


Is it a threat, or a promise...?
noblegarnet: (f: i s2g)

10/20... ferran's house lol

[personal profile] noblegarnet 2022-10-21 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Today, Ferran is doing some outside cleaning, despite the frequent buzzing of the large ladybug that keeps fluttering onto him and then away again. He's doing his best to ignore it as he scrubs the outside of his window, but there's only so much he can do when it lands on his forehead and starts tippy-tapping on his face with its legs. With an annoyed grumble, he shoos the creature off, though it seems uncertain about where it wants to finally land.]

Stop being so fussy. I'll take care of it.

[Refreshing your supply of stopgaps in lieu of a true solution, you mean.

Ferran pauses, frowning deeply at the sound of the vision that's been haunting him. Maybe the nightmare-suppressing items he's acquired are only prolonging the process rather than fixing anything, but it's what he has right now, and they're working fine. In a deeper, much less pleasant tone:]


I don't want to hear anything from you, either.

[He is not expecting any visitors, thinking he's alone enough to speak aloud to the phantom without any questioning.]
noblegarnet: (f: x to doubt)

[personal profile] noblegarnet 2022-10-24 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Ferran stiffens in surprise, not quite jumping at the sound of Hans's voice, but certainly affected enough to come through physically.]

W—

[He leans forward to properly look through the window, and yep—there's Hans, just lying on his couch like he belongs there. He's so baffled by the sight of it that he momentarily forgets he's been caught talking to himself.]

You could have knocked or something??
noblegarnet: (f: staring maybe the thousand yard type)

[personal profile] noblegarnet 2022-11-05 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
I'd be happier if I knew to expect you.

[He's not denying it, but listen... He lets out a brief sigh of exasperation.]

Give me a second and I'll be in. I can see you already made yourself at home, so I guess we've gotten that out of the way.

[So he'll circle around to the door, wondering what in the world his life is now. Meanwhile, Rossa the giant ladybug decides to say hello to the visitor, too—fluttering in through the window and landing on the top of the couch so she can shuffle and get a good look at him...]
noblegarnet: (f: and...?)

[personal profile] noblegarnet 2022-11-06 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ferran closes the door behind him as the ladybug seems to take the shooing motion as an indication she should, in fact, shuffle slightly closer.]

Don't mind her, she doesn't listen to anybody.

[He'll step over into the kitchen and set some water to boil for tea; he'd half expect Hans to do it himself with the way he just waltzed in unannounced, but that would mean putting in effort. That's a job for peasants, right?]

So what's up?

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noblegarnet: (r: :3)

2/15

[personal profile] noblegarnet 2023-02-21 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
[The morning after the masquerade, there is a particularly decorated letter that's found its way to Hans's home. The handwriting is specially neat and tidy but probably familiar, so it's likely not even a little bit of a surprise who it's from, despite the lack of signature.]

His Royal Highness Prince Hans, [he's just being a dork now.]

You are hereby invited to a private dinner by the lake, followed by an optional light show, dessert, and potential entertainment of your choosing. Food will be served starting at 6:30 PM, with the evening's schedule otherwise flexible based on your preferences.

Don't be late! ♡

[Or do, it's not like he's going to ghost you. Food might get cold, tho.

Or showing up especially early would serve to interrupt his preparations and some of the surprise, depending on how fun that sounds to Hans.]
noblegarnet: (g: i'll take care of this)

[personal profile] noblegarnet 2023-02-24 09:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Once Hans nears the lake, he'll see a sturdy wooden table has been set up near the lake on top of an ornate rug, and decorated appropriately: a tablecloth with metallic accents, a vase of several flowers, a pot of tea aside a pitcher of water, and fine cutlery wait atop it for the diners. A large tray stands nearby with serving dishes hidden under metal covers, as well as a basket of raw vegetables that Sitron may find appealing, too.

Ferran himself is dressed in a tailed vest and button up, an expensive-looking pair of dress shoes on despite the fact that they're out in the middle of nature. He's waiting patiently next to the tray, watching as Hans and Sitron come near with his hands folded in front of him.]


What a pleasant surprise to meet you here.
noblegarnet: (f: soft boy)

[personal profile] noblegarnet 2023-02-27 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
[While Hans may be trying to hide feelings, Ferran rarely does, and especially not now—the compliment gives him a bright smile, and a soft breeze with the scent of the beach comes along with it.]

So do you, as always. [He pulls out a chair for his boyfriend, apparently ready to serve for the evening.]

I hope you're both hungry.
noblegarnet: (f: :>)

[personal profile] noblegarnet 2023-02-28 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
Good.

[Sitron gets his meal first—he deserves it more, after all—and Ferran moves the tray with the basket of vegetables over to him so he doesn't have to stand too close to the table. He gets a few pats for good measure, too, as Ferran replies.]

You can think of it that way. It's just an excuse to put a little more effort in, as far as I'm concerned.

[If he did this kind of thing every day, it would probably get dull. Besides, he knows he wouldn't have the energy, so it's better to space things out. Holidays really are the perfect occasion. But with Sitron taken care of, Ferran moves back to the table to pour Hans a glass of water.]

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early september

[personal profile] noblegarnet 2023-09-14 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[When Hans turns up at Ferran's cabin, he'll find the younger man clearly in the middle of something: there's a sturdy shoulder bag resting on the living room table open with several wrapped items and a bottle or two inside, along with a transparent bundle of crystals reminiscent of the glowing moon and a hardback tome open to a frequently-viewed page about a knight healing someone.

He's got a piece of leather armor in his right hand, a needle in his left, and the long end of a thread in his mouth. A jar immediately in front of him sits open, a relatively familiar collection of dried blue petals inside. Looking up to see his partner in the middle of pressing the needle through some inner cloth piece with some difficulty, he loses his careful concentration and ends up pricking himself with a wince.]


Ouch.
noblegarnet: (f: i s2g)

[personal profile] noblegarnet 2023-09-15 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[Shaking his hand to distract from the momentary sting, he gives Hans a look of exasperation.]

Hardly. [If circumstances were different... he can't say he wouldn't. But for these people in particular? Ferran has no interest in risking himself for their sake, and he's not ashamed to admit that.]

I'm going to "go off" to make sure my friends who are playing hero don't get in over their heads over something that's not worth it.

[His disdain, while mild, is clear enough in the scrunch of his expression. He's not pleased with this turn of events, but he's not distressed about it, either. Perhaps that's further evidenced by the fact that he almost casually deflects to a more mundane topic than the nightmare-infested city.]

The kettle's still hot if you want to make yourself some tea. [He's busy, so do it yourself.]
noblegarnet: (f: can you not)

[personal profile] noblegarnet 2023-09-18 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's a cup Hans has probably used a number of times at this point, and Ferran has acquiesced to leaving it waiting for him in the same place as always; gold trim, floral design, not as small as the kinds with saucers.

As he presses his finger against his mouth, he lets out a low sound of agreement, somewhere between a hum and a growl.]


That's part of it. [He glances at his hand before returning to his work, more carefully this time—sewing dawn petals into the inside of the armor.] They're shifty, stupid, and they made their own mess that shouldn't be our problem.

[He doesn't mention the Fae thing—but does he really need to, at this point?]
noblegarnet: (f: dot dot dot)

[personal profile] noblegarnet 2023-09-19 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Even if Hans's back hadn't been turned, he wouldn't have tried to mask the change in his expression to something more grim.]

... what I'm concerned about is having to watch them rot another world away from the inside.

[He's not going back to that again. His hand trembles for a moment, but he pauses and presses his lips together until it passes before he returns to his work.]

I don't care about their reasons. It was careless, either way. And now they've put more people in danger...

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